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(856): View more from New Jersey

There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?

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(845): View more from New York

I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.

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I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I will cut you

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Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me

(423): View more from Tennessee

Put that in perspective

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(828): View more from North Carolina

SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW

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(773): View more from Illinois

You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra

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