She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Houston, we have a squirter
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's blow job season.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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