Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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