Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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