Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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