I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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