Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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