I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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