How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You can make out without kissing
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