we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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