how can u be prego again
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
