shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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