Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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