his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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