Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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