dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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