North Korea, Best Korea!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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