Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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