seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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