They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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