She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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