curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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