Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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