well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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