I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Randomize
