So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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