I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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