I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
