It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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