If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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