last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
