i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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