i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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