what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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