what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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