I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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