It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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