Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
im on a boat
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