i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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