so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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