these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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