I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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