I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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