Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
