New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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