just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
