Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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