So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
