oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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