Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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