I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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