Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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