Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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