kristin has been a bad kristin
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Randomize
