u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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